2011-10-03Petz

Petz

	Uni This adorable, playful, magical little unicorn is ready for frolicking on the lawn or romping around the rainbows. His pink spots are sure to match the decor of any little girl’s bedroom. (Please remove any “unicorn” posters before placing Uni in bedroom; he hates those.)			Drago Not all dragons are fire-breathing murderers. This loyal little fellow will charm your socks off! He’s carpet-friendly and ready to please. (Trial-size bag of princess-shaped dragon biscuits free with purchase. Carpet-cleaning solution sold seperately.)
	Snakitty What’s cuter than a kitten? A kitten basking in the sun! And what else likes basking in the sun? A Snake! Snakitty: Because cuteness and basking go so well together.			Baby Golem Nothing warms the heart like the clomp-clomp of little feet around the house. You might have to change baby’s oil, but you’ll never need to change his diaper! (Caution: Keep wrenches out of golem’s reach to avoid accidental self-disassembly.)
	Bubl Finally, a goldfish with attitude! This sharp and sassy pet makes a wonderful conversation piece for your den or rec room. (Warning: When pursuing prey, Bubl can achieve land speeds over 35 mph. Do not tap on the glass.)			Fluffy She’s sensitive. She’s cheerful. She’s not an arachnid. In fact, if you shout “Eeeek! A Spider!”, frightened Fluffy will probably jump into your arms squeaking, “Where?!”
	Birdie This chipper, cheeky songbird will delight you with its melodies as it flits from flower to flower. (Disclaimer: Birdie does not sing.)			Trollie Although trolls are not vegetarian by nature, this little guy loves his vegetables. And he’s not aggressive at all! Just really, really playful.
	Ghosty How do you keep a ghost in a cage? Proper training. Buy Ghosty now and get a free copy of The Ghost Whisperer’s Guide. (Note: Buyer assumes all responsibility for keeping Ghosty in our dimension.)			Wormie Wormie will love taking you for rides all over our rolling green hills. And don’t worry about him needing special care. This desert native is now perfectly acclimated. But he does like his food spicy.
	Snappy Finally: A pet that doubles as a garbage disposal! You’re sure to be happy with Snappy. (Warning: Do not stick fingers in cage.)			Cthulie This ancient nightmare of unspeakable cuteness will win your heart before you can say, “Ph’nglui mglw’nafh Cthulhu R’lyeh wgah’nagl fhtagn!”
	Stegobully This lovable lug can mow and fertilize your lawn at the same time! (Warning: Do not show Stegobully anything red. Or blue. Or yellow. In fact, to be safe, don’t show him any color. Stegobully doesn’t like being reminded that he is colorblind.)			Stareplant It is not a very demanding plant. Just water it once a week and take it to a play every other day. And then, watch the magic happen.
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	Fiery Fairy This little beauty will brighten up anyone’s day. (Caution: Keep Fiery Fairy away from clothing, paper, furniture, and flammable liquids. Actually, to be on the safe side, keep Fiery Fairy away from everything.)			Direbunny You will love having this little guy hopping around your house. And he really comes in handy if you need anything punctured!